Kuala Lumpur

A city that does not want to sleep

and do not know how to sleep

GooD Service VS Bad Service

In my opinion there are only two types of services. the bad and the good. But often in time we encouter the not so good.

Here is the list of excuses people give when they haven't done shit about what we ask or just don't give a damn about what we ask for help in the first place.

1. System down-Get this excuse very often when we want to renew license, pay summons, buy amanah saham. No back up kah?? See depend to much on technology. once down.. horray! no need work! sometimes take more then a day to rectify the so called system down. And the worst part is. Its easy just to give the excuse and people will just go away. Horray!!! Again no need work!

2. Orang incharge cuti-wth!?? means everywork in the department depend on one guy?? then the rest 20 people in the office do what?? So one guy goes on leave mean horrray!!! no need do any work! Be efficient for goodness sake. Know something about your work please! Happen in Government department always!

3. Belum sampai lagi- Get this alot when want to go claim package or letter in the universiti. Damn! ask them check, they say wait tomorrow. Damn lazy ass.

4 Waktu pejabat habis-this one always happen in government department. The clock shows 4.50. They guy behind counter already getting ready to go back.

Working in Malaysia very easy. Especially government servant.

8.00 am punch in.
8.30-9.00 am go breakfast.
10.00 am minum pagi.
12.00-1.00pm lunch
3.00 pm minum petang
5.00 go back home.

and when they decide to take a break. it's not 10 - 15 min. its the whole farrrking hour and sometimes even more.


Malaysia boleh! In Boleh land ! Kita boleh rehat lama2! Kerja skit skit!

Of course not everybody is like that. but wth.....

Ada Bau..

Ingat lagi tak kepada iklan Ada Bau la bang.

Sejak hampir sebulan, ketiadaan bekalan air yang mantap lagi stabil

bila lalu jer kat tandas....ada....bau.....hancing...busuk...hanyir....mcm mcm bau ada..


Kalau dulu....nak dapat cium bau ni kena masuk dalam tandas...

Tapi sekarang satu koridor boleh bau...kesian doh kepada mereka yg duk tepi tandas.

Lagi kesian kepada mak cik cleaner yg membersih tandas...

Dah lah air tak der....bau..kencing taik...

Mulia sungguh mak cik cleaner...memang tabik!

Bagi student plak....tak tau nak cakap apa....

Bagi pihak kolej kediaman....bising pun sudah..tapi masalah tak sudah sudah...

Harap sem baru....keadaan akan lebih baik...

Everything Happens for A Reason

I lost my Ic. oh damn.. how could I be so careless.

Actually maybe I left it at the celcom branch. Cuz they took my Ic to get it photostated, but due to my carelessness I forgot did the guy gave me back my Ic? Damn!

Only realised it awhile ago, when I wanted to check my broadband account.

Luckly my fren asked me out for a movie (Skyline). And luckly he said he wanted to buy something before we went in the cinema. And luckly for me, I pass by a celcom shop. And luckly at that moment I wanted to check my account. And luckly the salesperson wanted to see my Ic.

A chain reaction that created the end result. Oh my my....

Hope they have my Ic with them..

Everything happens for a reason.

If they don't have it.

I will take this as a lesson to be more carefull next time. To be more alert..

Peace out..

Achooom! Es Kiss Me!

Achoom! Adoyai. Ini bulan. Manyak org sakit ma. Gua pun tak terkecuali. Manyak Susah ooo. Itu cendoi tak habis habis mengalir. Itu kokok ayam (batuk) boleh bangunkan semua org ma. Kipala macam kat itu lisko saja. Banyak pining. Tulis pun mcm org gila sulah.

Haha. paham ker korang apa yg gua tulis? Paham kot.

Aduh!!! Time nie la gua nak jatuh sakit. Terkenang zaman kanak kanak gua dulu.

Kalau dulu sakit. Masa Kicik kicik itu masa. Ada mak gua la bagi kasih sayang. Cuma perlu tidurrrrr saja.
Nak air? no hal!
Nak makan? no hal!
Nak tgk tv? no hal!

Nak mandi? No way! hahaha. mak gua tak bagi ar anak anak dier mandi kalau se..mel se ma. Cakap tak elok. Gua pun masa kecik kecik mana suka mandi. Lagi syok adalah! ahahaha=)

Then masa time ni lah leh ponteng sekolah. Yahooo!!!!! Tapi gua pernah dapat la sjil kehadiran 100%. bangga seh!.

Duduk rumah tak yah nak susah susah nak ingat makan ubat. Mak gua. time makan ubat jer. Ah!! Boy !!!! eat ur medicine.! Siap bagi makanan tambah air lagi (ya mah..mana leh makan ubat perut kosong)

Kalau deman panas plak. Usah risau. Tak yah pakai cool Fever. Pakai jer tuala rendam dalam air letak kat kepala.

Oh I miss my mum!

Sekarang. Kalau sakit You pandai pandai sendiri la jaga diri. !

Achoom!!!! Alamak tersembur cendoi2 di skrin laptop ku. Tak per pakai dettol kasi sental nanti.

Gua nak rehat dulu ooo. Pening...

Chao!

Peace out!

woman are the same.

What men can do. woman can do as well.

So when a man cheats. Woman cheats too.

When a man fuck around with girls. Woman fuck around with men too.


If a man goes out with as many girls as he wants. Woman can do that too.


So what's  the fuss?! 


What's the blaming men only if somethings goes wrong ?!


F you !


Cuz you and me aren't very different after all

Rain Shelter or Car Shelter

Tiap kali hujan inilah yg berlaku kepada supposedly "Rain shelther" untuk pejalan kaki.

Kete gua kena payung juga

Apakah kete itu tidak berbumbung? Apakah air akan mengalir dan membasahi tubuh badan mu?

Apakah manusia boleh melompat melangkah kete satu per satu macam dalam movie.

Apakah yg dipikirkan pemandu yg bijak lagi sana?

Kalau hujan lebat lagi lah best. gua pun tak tau mana nak jalan. Jalan depan basah. Jalan belakang basah... Aduyai...People are just plain ignorant. They don't give a damn whose life they are making difficult as long as they get to do want they want. Be considerate for goodness sake.

Peace out!

What has been going tru my life for the past few days of my abscense here in my blog....

Basically all I did was sleep...

Woke up...

Eat and

Waste time entertaining people that never seem to be serious in life...

I had it with all of these nonsense.

I need todo something with my life.. but what, how, when...

I got tons of works yet I lazed around. Like not a care in the world.

I need a girl that can care for me..

I need a girl to tell me to do my work.

I think I need my mother.

Fcuk!

What jibberish am I blabing out.

Damn!

Promoter ke...Patung?

Minggu ni ialah minggu penghayatan Islam di Uni gua. So kalau dah tajuk, temanyer begitu mesti la ada mcm mcm aktiviti yg berkaitan dgn penghayatan Islam. Baru 2 hari lepas (kalau tak silap) ada Busana Muslimah, macam fesyen show kot. Tapi dgr khabar la..Satu dewan ditutup dan yg boleh menghadirinyer hanya kaum hawa. Gua tak tau la tapi gua dgr jer...Tapi yg best nyer lepas fesyen show itu, adalah org yg menguploadkan gambar malam itu ke Fesbuk. So wth yg mereka pergi tutup dewan dan tak benarkan kaum adam masuk (bukan wa nak masuk) tapi mcm la dier org tgh pakai pakaian tak senonoh. Semua tutup kot. But wth..ini dah lari topik ni. hahaha

So berbalik kepada tajuk, minggu ni juga adalah business week untuk student yg ambik subject keusahawanan. Dierorg kena la buka bisness jual la apa saja yg boleh menjana kewangan.

So sebagai seorg yg menyokong usaha murni ni..
Gua pun turun la untuk lihat apa yg dijual. (sebab semalam tak sempat) Masa tu pun gua tgh lapar. konon konon nak beli la makan. Then gua dgn semangat nyer gua turun. Ambik la beberapa botol kosong ke bawah untuk dikitar semula. (kata nak go Green!) Lepas gua campak buang masukkan dalam tong itu. Gua pun pergi la melihat gerai gerai.

Gerai 1:

Gua nampak ada bihun goreng, mee goreng dan beberapa lagi makanan yg menarik. Gua pun pergi la. Gua tgk. Diri....Tgk lagi.......

Tak der org tanya pun gua nak makan apa..Senyum pun tak der. Ohh..maybe gua kena bagi tau kot...Tapi dierorg nyer muka tak der expressi pun..macam ...tunggul..patung jer. so gua pun belah.

Gerai 2:

Gerai kedua ni..Gerai jual hamster...Tak kan gua nak makan hamster kot...
hahaha Gua pun belah la. Pergi carik makan kat kedai luar.

Tapi sebab gua encounter situasi ni la gua terfikir tentang entry blog ni. (cite pendahuluan bukan main panjang lagi)

Pernah tak korang ke pusat membeli belah. Korang masuk kedai then ada la promoter dtg serve korang. Mesti la ada kan. Bagi Gua, Gua dah jumpa beberapa promoter yg gua kategori kan disini.

Promoter yg ikut jer kemana saja kita pergi (mcm hantu kuning tu)

Promoter mcm ni tak bersuara, tak bersenyum, tak buat apa apa. Dier cuma tgk jer kita. ikut jer kita kemana jua. Ku bersama mu. Siut tol, mcm la kita nak kuar kan camera, ambik gambar barang yg dijual pastu hantar gi China suh dierorg buat produk yg sebijik.

Promoter yg akan cakap (persuade) sampai kita membeli barang mereka

Gua pernah jumpa juga. Aduh ni promoter memang susah . dier org akan cakap. sampai kita sendiri yg tak nak beli barang tu pun terasa nak beli. Gua senang jer. Gua cakap ok I'll think about it and I'll come back later if I want to buy. Then gua belah tak balik balik lagi kedai tu.

Promoter yg ingat dier pandai sgt

Promoter jenis ni memang Cilake. Ada lah satu hari ni Gua nak beli batery utk camera gua. Then Gua dah beli dah. bawak balik umah test. memang tak boleh. sebab batery yg tak ngam. Gua bawa la balik ke kedai tu. Cilake punya pekedai starts blaming the camera. Cakap the connection tat touches the batery source to deep and all shit.
Cuz that's the way that they are design. U just gave me the wrong batery you moron. Then tak nak mengaku. Then marah2. memang sial. Then adalah brader sorang ni test. Then correct! there is nothing wrong with my camera. Its the batery . Pendek Cite i got a new batery that is correct. and the camera is working fine!

Promoter yg best!

Promoter jenis ni tau apa yg mereka jual. knows their product very well. Pandai berkata-kata. Not aggresive. Let us browse thru the product. Lest us have the option. Let us test the product. Tell us the good and bad of the product. Basically doing what a promoter shud be doing. That is promoting the product!

I say Good Job!

You the best!

Gua pun dah penat type. So like always..

Peace out!

Nobody can be trusted

You tell something to some one.

And it ends up by everybody knowing what you say.

There is no one to trust anymore.

Even the one that you think might not betray you..

Ends up cheating.

Fuck life.

Everybody, everybody lies.

It's a violent world

The kind of shit you get on your TV

I Am Doom!

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Deadline coming up...!

Work piling UP..!


Nothing seems to get done!!!!

Damn ! Damn! Damn!

Shit head! Wake up!!!! AAAAGRHHHHH!!!